Israel humor

With all the stress being created by the “stimulus” bill, here is a little something to bring a smile to your face.

An Israeli arrives in London Airport .
The official helps him to fill the arrivals customs card:

- Your name?
- Moshe.
- Family name?
- Mizrakhi.
- Citizenship?
- Israeli.
- Occupation?
- No, NO!!! Not occupation!! Just visiting!!!”